Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
say those three words and i’m yours
super smash bros
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
this is the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black do nOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME