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July 26th
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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

July 26th
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teamvampireweekend:

Modern Vampires of the City behind the scenes with Rostam and Ezra

July 26th
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mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

July 26th
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thesugarray:

lostdoughnut:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.

Nailed it.

July 26th
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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

July 26th
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rosalui:

this is the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black do nOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME

July 26th
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dementedfreak:

Serial Killer Ted Bundy

dementedfreak:

Serial Killer Ted Bundy

July 26th
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unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

July 26th
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aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

image

July 26th
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harmonypowerhouse:

people who don’t believe in aliens like…what are you like??? u think ur the only sentient being in the whole fukin universe?? that’s the game u playing???? ur THAT self-absorbed and self-important??? that u?????