I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
I was waiting for everyone to talk about how good FTP’s performance was as usual last night on Jimmy Kimmel but instead my dash has just been filled with everyone talking about what happened with Mark’s pants